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Why is the cook worried about catching from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why was the pig unhappy in the from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why is a pig in a water from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why doesnt Santa hitch his sleigh to from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.

Why do pigs run into trees To from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Why do pigs love Halloween Theres lots from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Why do pigs like February th They from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.

Why didnt the pigs eat the rotten from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

Why didnt the piglets listen to the from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

Why didnt the Blonic Pig get a from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why did the spotted pigs run away from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the piglets get in trouble from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.

Why did the piglets get in trouble from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.

Why did the piglets do badly in from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the pig run away from from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the pig join the Army from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the pig join a musclebuilding from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

Why did the pig go to the from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!